Your Fifth Birthday
My baby my girl. Oh my Audrey little one, Today you are 5 years old. I have kept a tiny human alive for five whole years. I’m shocked we made it (you have more bruises than any child I’ve ever met- maybe less risks in 2021?) This year I had to call the paramedics not once but twice because you ate chocolate that contained nuts without permission, but we’ll get into that if you ask me about it a few years from now. For now, let’s talk about you. You are still more than I ever could have asked God for. You are the daughter of my dreams. You’re witty, funny, sweet, charming, and beautiful but you’ll notice I mentioned beautiful last because I mean it, it should be the least important quality anyone mentions, and by no surprise… it’s usually the first thing you hear. Your eyes are a grey green – green in the center and grey on the outside. This year you were written a prescription for glasses for those grey green eyes for absolutely no reason. Other than you wanted glasses bad the opto...