10. Describe your most embarrasing moment.

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The most embarassing.... I don't hold onto a lot of things, so the most recent thing I can remember... My boyfriend and I were in the blue devil a couple of Mondays ago... I can't stand Walmart... ask why? I watched this my freshman year of college and haven't enjoyed shopping there since.

WELL, we went out to dinner here, 

after we finished volunteering here,

and ended up here,

Drew had matching camp counselor dress up day at the YMCA, so we had to find A pair of Royal Blue sports socks, wrist sweatbands, and a headband... this of course... was all found at Wal-Mart. Can I mention... it was after 9:30pm.

Let me explain what happens after 9:30pm at EVERY walmart, nation wide... freaks, the freaks come out at night... like so:

here,
here,
here,
(This was a 100% real proposal)

aaaaaaand...here.



Thank you www.peopleofwalmart.com for supporting my abdominal muscles, and entertainment today.


anywho, I tickled drew... which as some of you know... means shortness of breath and a lot of running,we literally love tickle fights, it's ridiculous, he took off running and I went in the other direction. We played hide and seek (as normal 21 year olds do at 10pm inside Wal-Mart) for about 5 minutes... and then I walked 5 aisles over towards the music. To look for the new MercyMe CD... anywho, while searching the Gospel section of the DVD's... Drew came up behind me and scared me... I screamed my traditional Capri scream, (louder than a sneeze and twice as amusing) and the entire cast of Shrek, I mean... store... looked at me as if I was crazy! This being said, I became one of the people of walmart, in 30 seconds or less.
I earned the badge of the blue devil. I wear it with discourage. 



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